Hitting the pipe may be one method of relaxing, but it usually culminates in a pile of Easy Mac and spacing out with Real Housewives.
For something that won’t add to your waistline (or subtract from your IQ), contact Ron Sirchie and Shannon Winter for an attunement and guided imagery.
The above-and-beyond two-hour treatment is a combination of cranial sacral massage, Reiki, smudging, didgeridoo playing, and tachyon cocooning — which purportedly neutralizes the energy we receive through radio, microwaves, and cell phones. Winter adds hypnotherapy (her soothing voice helps you drift off) as Sirchie administers the healing arts.
Both technicians are knowledgeable about spiritual health and make the experience less kooky by explaining everything step by step. It’s all wrapped up with a kick-ass deep tissue massage.
Which, in our book, is a very happy ending.
Available by appointment (215-521-9090 or flowerpower1969@msn.com).