You don’t really want to look like a hot tranny hooker.

Which is why you rarely let anyone else do your makeup (seems reasonable).

But give best-kept secret Robby Nelson, from Giovanni & Pileggi salon, a chance. The bespectacled blush whiz made us up to look like we weren’t wearing any makeup at all (at least that’s what Mom said).

He starts by applying eyeshadow, wiping off the excess. Then he brushes on a light layer of foundation just where you need it, instead of all over your face. Pimples get concealer, cheeks get bronzer and a flattering shade of shimmery blush. For us, he finished with his secret weapon: cheapie CoverGirl LashBlast mascara.

Worried you won’t be able to replicate his genius on your own? He offers makeup lessons for the inept.

Quite a trick.

Available at Giovanni & Pileggi, 256 South 16th Street (215-568-3040 or giovannipileggi.com).