We know what you did last summer.
You beached yourself in the sand and forgot sunscreen (woman screams).
Take that leathery visage to Kate Brown for Beach Bunny Rehab. You’ll start with a machine that maps your face for brown splotches, age spots, and broken capillaries (she screams again). Once you recover from the shock, Brown bases her treatments on the results.
Next up: a gentle facial, extractions, and a killer peel. Cross your fingers for the Pick Me Up (for mild cases); curse yourself if you get the Rehab (for extreme abuse). All products used are the spa’s newest formulas, developed in-house for reversing sun damage.
Your mug will be a little pink for a few days. But after that, your brown spots will be diminished, your skin will look a bit tighter, and your face will be glowing.
And not a total horror show.
Available at 3000bc, 8439 Germantown Avenue (215-247-6020 or 3000bc.com).