Bend it like Beckham.
SEE
Puppetry of the Penis
What: The man show makes its way back to The City of Brotherly Love with a humorous act that leaves very little to the imagination.
Why: Go balls out.
When: Sat., 7 & 9:30 p.m.
Where: Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside (215-572-7650). Tickets online at ticketmaster.com.
SHOP
Friday the Thirteenth Lucky Shopping Happy Hour
What: Get discounted fall clothes, cocktails courtesy of P.I.N.K. vodka, and beauty and fashion consultations at several Old City shops.
Why: You’re not scared.
When: Fri., 5-8 p.m.
Where: J. Karma, 62 N. Third St. (215-627-9625); Vagabond, 37 N. Third St. (267-671-0737); Three Sirens, 134 N. Third St. (215-925-3548); Moko, 55 N. Third St. (215-922-6656); Sevilla Smith, 128 N. Third St. (215-629-5683).
Philadelphia Museum of Art Craft Show
What: Support the PMA by snagging works from the 33rd annual show and sale. Profits go toward purchasing art for the museum’s permanent collection.
Why: Almost 200 of the best of American craft artists represent, this year with a special group from Korea.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 11 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Pennsylvania Convention Center, 1101 Arch St. (215-684-7930). Tickets online at ticketleap.com.
EAT
Chaddsford Winery Turkey Tastings
What: Learn which varietals to pair with traditional Thanksgiving dishes like turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie at a family-style tasting.
Why: So you can avoid the giant jug of Bolla this year.
When: Thru Nov. 21. Sat., 2 & 4 p.m.
Where: Chaddsford Winery, 632 Baltimore Pk. (610-388-6221).
BUY
Jewelry
What: Check out the annual Lagos sample sale, where baubles are up to 60 percent off. Readers get a special gift of a suede jewelry travel bag when they mention DailyCandy at purchase.
Why: Cross Mom off your holiday shopping list.
When: Thru Nov. 21. Fri., noon-8 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Lagos Headquarters, 441 N. Fifth St. (215-219-9358).
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