Sweaty and hirsute. Clad in lamé. Undeniably portly. While your aesthetic parameters for coupling may confuse some, you’re more than certain you’ve got a thing for the King.Now you can feed your obsession. Literally.Stop by A Full Plate Cafe and try Elizabeth “E” Halen’s homemade Elvis cake. It’s something super special that we simply cannot keep to ourselves.Why the Presley reference? Well, he loved his fried peanut butter banana sandwiches, which Halen translated into a flavor. A slice of the rich, ultra-moist banana chocolate chip cake oozing with peanut butter buttercream icing might be a heart attack in the making, but it’s a risk worth taking.One slice is big enough for two, but you won’t want to share.Get your own a hunk, a hunk of burnin’ love.A Full Plate Cafe, 1009 North Bodine Street (215-627-4068 or afullplate.com).