Last summer your sexy driver’s tan took months to even out. Perfect allover color at Arrow Swim Club, the city’s first 21-and-over outdoor oasis opening May 1.

The four-and-half-foot-deep pool won’t be home to lap swimming. Instead expect movie screenings, yoga, and cocktails.

Log in a few hours of work (if you must), then lock your laptop inside a cabana while you take a much-deserved dip. The posh tents come outfitted with Blu-Ray players, video games, and mini fridges that can be stocked for your arrival. Don’t forget about the valet parking and poolside massages.

A word to your freeloader pals: The strict guest policy limits hangers-on to crashing three times all season.

This luxury ain’t cheap — we’re talking a cool grand. But avoiding splash-crazed rug rats and the incessant drone of Marco Polo is priceless.

Arrow Swim Club, 1031 Germantown Avenue (215-606-7402). Space is limited; apply online at arrowswimclub.com.

Artwork: Courtesy of Arrow Swim Club