Remember the movie Altered States from the ’80s? The one where William Hurt took hallucinogens, got in a sensory deprivation tank, and changed his whole look? Yeah, those laser segues were the best.

Enter your own altered state with the ...

Winter has you hibernating like a bear, and no doubt you’ve let certain parts of your body get a bit grizzly.

You can handle pits and legs. But what’s happened south of the border best remains unseen. (It’s a quagmire.) ...

Your well-meaning boyfriend/girlfriend/
friend-with-benefits is good at many things, but massages are not one of them. (Dude, lighten up on the Vulcan death grip.)

Before you suffer a not-so-sexy spinal injury, direct all wackass fingers to Magic Hands, a professional ...

Today’s forecast: hard, falling objects.

Shampoo, conditioner, face wash, and other bottles will pelt you like angry rocks from a vengeful god. You will be bruised, battered, and severely pissed.

Toss the bottles and replace them with one do-it-all bar ...

Despite changing beauty standards (no to one eyebrow, yes to two), Cleopatra’s beauty regimen withstands the test of time.

And you can pay homage to the fabled Egyptian queen with the Cleopatra Rescue Treatment.

It starts with a gentle, full-body ...

Between managing your evil boss, bratty sister, and decidedly untrained house pet, you barely have time to think the word relax, never mind add it to the list of things to actually do.

But acupuncturist Gurneet Singh and aesthetician ...

You’ve thought about icing your grill forever. But there’s no way you’d rock a lame set of bedazzled fronts like everyone else you know.

Make it classy with custom caps — a top canine, a bottom incisor, or both canines ...