It grew colder; that’s where it ends. (Let’s hope.)

SEE
The Absinthe Drinkers 
What: Songs from Under the Bed is a raucous mix of burlesque, film, and song.
Why: You swore you would get to Fringe Fest ...

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s guest of honor has had starring roles in all your relationships and has an unprecedented knack for drama.

Without further ado, an ambivalent round of applause for: dysfunction. [Clap, clap, boo, clap.]

Known for taking on ...

Protest working like the Central Labor Union and remember to keep it local.

BRING
The Shore to You
What: Comedy show Wawapalooza is like a retrospective of your summer getaway: Eagles fans; backed-up traffic; and, of course, mediocre coffee.

You have an excellent storage system: The clothes you wear are hung over the backs of armchairs; the clothes you don’t stay in the closet.

But given that you nearly broke an arm tripping over your favorite jeans, perhaps you ...

A few short weeks left.

HEAR
The Rentals
What: Former Weezer bassist Matt Sharp and his bandmates release their first EP in one thousand years.
Why: It’s sure to get you in the moog.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: ...

Drop the Netflix and put your hands on your head.

CARRY
A Bag
What: Track+Field’s new line of small army bags and duffels for fall ’07.
Why: It’s all in the packaging.
When: Tues.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; ...

GO: To the shore. 
TRY: These.

SEE
Rubber Ducky Regatta
What: Ten thousand of your best bath friends are dumped in Raging Waters Water Park’s endless river.
Why: It raises money for the United Way of Cape May County.
When: