Winter has you hibernating like a bear, and no doubt you’ve let certain parts of your body get a bit grizzly.

You can handle pits and legs. But what’s happened south of the border best remains unseen. (It’s a quagmire.) ...

Disheartened: how you feel when the one eensy piece of artwork you covet is five times more expensive than you ever could have imagined.

Your walls aren’t totally bare (a former tenant was nice enough to leave a Velvet Underground ...

No short week? 
Here are some things to pick you up.

DO
Locally Localized Gravity
What: Watch Shaolin & Wu Tang on VHS, hosted by the currently on-the-move Black Floor Gallery.
Why: Sit back and take in the ...

Your well-meaning boyfriend/girlfriend/
friend-with-benefits is good at many things, but massages are not one of them. (Dude, lighten up on the Vulcan death grip.)

Before you suffer a not-so-sexy spinal injury, direct all wackass fingers to Magic Hands, a professional ...

Yesterday was V-Day. Now promptly forget it.

SEE
Rocks and Glocks
What: Exhibit of larger-than-life diamonds and stars and perfectly detailed guns by Veleta Vancza and Ron Ribant.
Why: You’ve been known to carry both.
When: Thru ...

Running from work to Wine & Spirits is de rigueur for your BYO lifestyle. (Unfortunately, it also accounts for the only exercise you do all day. Thanks, Boss Man.)

Avoid the liquor store detour when you dine at The Table, ...

Despite changing beauty standards (no to one eyebrow, yes to two), Cleopatra’s beauty regimen withstands the test of time.

And you can pay homage to the fabled Egyptian queen with the Cleopatra Rescue Treatment.

It starts with a gentle, full-body ...