This weekend, stay local.

HEAR
The Cobbs
What: Local indie act pulls out the complex pop/rock harmonies — just for you.
Why: Another reason not to move to New York.
When: Fri. Doors open at 8 p.m.
Where

At 3 a.m. you repaint your living room.

At 4 a.m. you give the cat a bath. (Who knew insomnia would make you so productive?)

But at 8 a.m. you ask for cream rinse instead of creamer, and by 8:15 ...

When you think of art auctions, you think of boring old stiffs, million dollar carpets, and the Sotheby’s scandal.

Basically, you’d rather be hit with a bidding paddle than sit through that process.

Not tonight. Space 1026 is holding its ...

Take it off or tie one on. Happy weekending. 

DO
Monster Dance Party
What: Dance to Steven Bloodbath, hear NY transplants Caps & Jones, plus candid party pics and vodka drink specials.
Why: Now is the winter of your discotheque.
When: Sat., ...

This holiday season, hip up your dad and class up your dude.

Sweater Set
Yeah, Le Tigre is the bastard son of Lacoste. But the sweaters are just so hot (literally). Give Pops a striped woolen and your boy an ...

You’ve known her for years (she’s your everything). But you hate buying her presents (she has everything).

Stick It to Her
You gave up giving her jewelry ages ago. Instead, give her something to put her baubles in: Artist Kirsten ...

You could care less about “tired, dry winter skin.”

Hell, if you wanted some flush in your cheeks, you’d just sip the Johnnie Walker in your flask and hit the dance floor at Hands and Knees.

We commend your laid-back attitude, but ...