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Process of Elimination

Spinach that kills you quickly or ice cream that does it slowly? Push your boss into the elevator shaft or throw thumbtacks on her chair and see if the old hard-ass notices?

On any given day, you’re faced with myriad ...

Shake Your Glasses

You give plenty of thought to what you drink (even at 4 a.m.): That’ll be Coke Zero, no ice, please. And woe to the bartender who makes your greyhound with well vodka.

But do you ever think about what ...

Sweater Saver

When we sing of a winter wonderland, we’re generally not referring to the annoying aspects of the season.

Filthy slush. Frostbitten extremities. And bad, sniffly colds that prompt your co-workers to spray your face with disinfectant.

Avoid the last one with ...

Day Tripper

Like, 50 percent of your life is spent daydreaming.

Which is understandable, considering that the other 50 seems to be spent in the land of copy, paste, copy, paste. (Also known as Cubiclehampton.)

To bring a bit more of the ...

What’s Your Damage?

You’ve been known to play Agent Provocateur. And you can definitely keep Victoria’s Secrets.

So you’ll want to make room in your underwear drawer for something from burlesque queen Kiki Berlin’s Damaged Goods Pin-Up Emporium.

The tiny shop-within-a-shop specializes ...

A Rose Is a Rose

You know perfectly well that you need another charm necklace or bland pair of chandelier earrings like you need a hole in your head.

So judging from the amount of new jewelry you purchase every week, we can only assume you ...

Shoot from the Hip

That enormous bag? The word “accessory” doesn’t do it justice.

Just look at everything it holds: phone, schedule book, iPod, wallet, lip gloss, and at least three parking tickets at any given time.

Time to give your shoulder a break ...

A Nice Vintage

Anyone know the difference between “old” and “vintage”?

Vintage items are hard to find and cost money. Old stuff is everywhere and you can’t give it away.

To ensure that you always stay on the better side of that distinction, check out P.A.D. ...