A place where everybody knows your name is fine.

But a place where you know the food is great, the draught lines are clean, and you don’t need to battle the village drunks to get served? You’d give up your ...

Bored? Frustrated? Not seeing eye to eye with your friends or family?

Forget that copy of Who Stole My Cheese?!!; just add some Jenny Han to your wardrobe and watch as people applaud your accomplishments and recognize your genius. ...

Hypothetical situation: You’re stranded on a deserted island with three (and only three) things. What are they?

Food? SmartWater? The club version of “Sexy Back”? Perhaps. But it would be wise to substitute one of these (we won’t say ...

New seasons make us hungry for big changes.

For instance: the platinum blonde you thought might be a good idea for summer. Until your hair fell out and you were left holding the singed remains of your new ’do in ...

Those earrings are so, so pretty.

You’ve been hearing that all night.

Too bad that by tomorrow they’re going to feel as disposable as that number a certain mystery someone scrawled on a Glenlivet napkin and left on your bedside table.

Once in a great while, you’ll buy a dress and think, “Holy crap. This fits me perfectly.”

No tugging at straps, nary an errant waistband, and, by God, it’s actually comfortable. And it’s not a huge muumuu.

Next time this happens, ...

When it comes to fashion, you’re definitely a fighter, not a lover.

Like the time in preschool when you had to beat down Lizzie H. for wearing the same leggings as you.

Nowadays, you can’t exactly go around pulling people’s hair ...