You’re the queen of cotton socks and Vaseline. Sure, it works miracles but it’s kind of ...
You’re the queen of cotton socks and Vaseline. Sure, it works miracles but it’s kind of ...
You’ve got a whacked-out approach to medicine. A pint of ice cream and a bottle ...
White powder? Never touch the stuff. Though you may want to rest on your morals ...
Number of hours your butt’s stuck at work: ten. Number of hours since various body ...
Reasons 24, 43, and 73 why gyms are the devil’s spawn: elliptical trainers, the sweat ...
Nothing spoils that massage high like having to haul your relaxed and drowsy ass home ...
Electrical currents have their place. And you’re pretty sure that place is nowhere near your ...
Balls on your face? Not since sophomore year, thanks. Unless it’s during the Four Seasons’s ...
You’ve been to you. But you’ve never been to paradise. (Poor thing.) Well, perhaps the ...
They say that money can’t buy happiness. Pfft. Total crock. Especially now that you can ...