January 5, 2006

Shakespeare’s Sonnet #155 (The Lost Verses) Online

PeTree’s Pet Cactus

Thou art so prickly. And unreachable, O mini-cactus, unpettable pet. Thou art, nonetheless, unimpeachable. Our ...

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June 17, 2009

In Dog We Trust Online

Everywhere Dog Guide 2009

A real friend would never post prom pics of you with big bangs and squeezed ...

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December 12, 2007

The Last Dinosaur Online

Pleo the Dinosaur

You don’t have a profile on Facebook. Ditto for MySpace. People talking about WAPs and ...

  Culture

December 6, 2007

The Weekend Guide Online

What to Do This Weekend

In honor of Teri Hatcher’s birthday, don’t be desperate this weekend. NAP Hepper Nest Pet ...

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October 9, 2007

Here, Kitty, Kitty Online

Ashera Cats

Take away the frosted hair, flashy Vegaswear, and element of danger, and what would Siegfried ...

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July 18, 2007

Fake It till You Make It Online

Zzz Animals

Are you lonely? Is there a dearth of cuddling in your life? Do your friends’ pets ...

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June 18, 2007

Donkey Kong Online

Mini Donkeys

You’ve tried Buns of Steel , Yogilates, and spinning. And you still don’t have the ...

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March 9, 2005

Shea You Will Online

SheaPet Products

Mornings at the park. Naps on the couch. Midnight visits to the vet’s office. You ...

  Beauty

October 27, 2008

With This Cage, I Thee Wed Online

22.5-Karat Gold Dog Crate

After that last bastard dumped you, you decided just to marry your Maltese. Then you ...

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April 28, 2008

Buddy System Online

Longmeadow Rescue Ranch

Here’s the thing about f*** buddies: They’re great for one thing but really lacking in ...

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