Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s guest of honor has had starring roles in all your relationships and has an unprecedented knack for drama.
Without further ado, an ambivalent round of applause for: dysfunction. [Clap, clap, boo, clap.]
Known for taking on ...
Protest working like the Central Labor Union and remember to keep it local.
BRING
The Shore to You
What: Comedy show Wawapalooza is like a retrospective of your summer getaway: Eagles fans; backed-up traffic; and, of course, mediocre coffee.
A few short weeks left.
HEAR
The Rentals
What: Former Weezer bassist Matt Sharp and his bandmates release their first EP in one thousand years.
Why: It’s sure to get you in the moog.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: ...
Marvin Gaye said it best: We’re all sensitive people.
Beneath your gruff exterior (“I ordered a soy latte, douchebag”) beats a fragile heart (“I just want love!”).
Need some help getting in touch with your deeper nature? Try writing in ...
Sailors get a bad rap: swearing, ladies in every port, singing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.”
But here’s something that’ll do wonders for their sullied image: the Sailor package at Water Unlimited Spa Boutique.
First you’re treated to a ...
Drop the Netflix and put your hands on your head.
CARRY
A Bag
What: Track+Field’s new line of small army bags and duffels for fall ’07.
Why: It’s all in the packaging.
When: Tues.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; ...
Going to the gym is many things: good for you, overpriced, and likely to involve scary old men doing water aerobics to the song “Down Under.”
One thing it’s definitely not: punk rock.
That’s why Philly native Brian Adoff started Punk Rock ...
Not to alarm you, but that chair in your room is depressed.
Which isn’t surprising, seeing as it’s covered in cast-off underwear and wet towels. It had its glory days long ago in granny’s parlor, covered in guests who wore ...
