Youth is wasted on the young. Just ask any of those pilled-up Rittenhouse wives trying to buy it back from some scalpel-wielding, Main Line plastic surgeon.

Before things get to that point, you might want to have some fun.

Ditch the ...

You’ve been to you. But you’ve never been to paradise. (Poor thing.)

Well, perhaps the solution starts with better grooming (as so many do).

The Bikini Facial at The Body Klinic is an intense treatment for your private bits. Recommended ...

Where shoes are concerned, white is still a viable option for at least a few more weeks.

But when it comes to your picnicware, it’s never too soon to ditch those soggy, white paper plates.

So impress pals with the ...

Happy post-Independence Day!

SEE
Hilary White
What: The recent SCAD grad shows off her art.
Why: Sounds good to us.
When: Thurs., 5-8 p.m.
Where: Vagabond, 37 N. Third St. (267-671-0737).

HEAR
Fujiya & Miyagi

The best thing about doing your laundry (besides having clean clothes): the moment you finally get back from the Laundromat, collapse on the floor, and fall into a coma-like sleep.

The worst (besides, uh, doing laundry): waking up to discover ...

That “wheatgrass” in your window box isn’t fooling anyone anymore.

We know rampant weed growth when we see it.

So does Michael Haschak, owner and florist at Pure Design, and he can help. Haschak knows that urban dwellers need a ...

We want you to be nice people whose lives are filled with joy and happiness. Really.

But heck, we also want peace in the Middle East and a tryst with Jarvis Cocker.

So until hell freezes over, you can look ...