You voted, and here he is: the hottest tech guy in all the land.
Computers and technology are universally misrepresented in popular fiction - television, cinema, novels, you name it, it is wrong. That being said, Wargames and McGyver both had a strong influence on me as a child. Shall we play a game?
Choosing between a server and a sweetheart? It's no choice - my coworkers can handle my data center, but they can't handle my date!
I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Being the Hottest Tech Guy in All the Land is just like being in love. No one can tell you you're in love, you just know it. Through and through. Balls to bones.
Check out puppy boy's runners-up in the Get with the Programmer winner's circle.