Gwyneth and Beyoncé walk into a spa.
B: Ahhh. Finally, a spa day. We deserve this.
G: Totally. Cupping?
B: Check. Colon cleanse?
G: Che-heck. Aromatherapy cookies?
B: Wait, what? Did I miss an email?
G: Nah, I’m keeping this one to myself. Made by the founder of Napa’s Botanical Bakery, these tea cookies use high-quality flowers, herbs, and spices to induce calm, in-the-moment living. They’re also completely addictive.
B: But I thought we weren’t consuming processed foods this week.
G: [stuffs face with cookie] They’re made by hand with Straus Creamery butter and organic sugars and flours.
B: Hmm. I do need new Tumblr fodder.
G: The flavors are heavenly: peppermint cacao, lavender, and lemon thyme. Basically, Zen in cookie form.
B: [takes a bite] Mmm. And here I thought they’d taste like goop.
Available at Whole Foods Market, 450 Rhode Island Street, at 17th Street; at botanicalbakery.com, $2.25-$12.50. Enter code iheartdailycandy at checkout for 15 percent off through July 15.
Photo: Jack Borlongan / Courtesy of Botanical Bakery