Of all the champagne joints in all the towns.

SIP
Bubbles with Bogart
What: Enjoy a variety of sparkling wines from around the world as Humphrey Bogart noir classics screen on the walls.
Why: Chef Ashley Weaver’s menu includes cauliflower panna cotta, Dungeness crab salad, venison tartare, and roasted carrot cheesecake.
When: Tonight, 6-9 p.m.
Where: Berlinetta Lounge at the Mystic Hotel, 417 Stockton St., at Bush St. Reservations to 415-400-0561. Cost is $55 per person.

SHOP
White Elephant Sale
What: The massive warehouse opens its doors for only one weekend, so you can score bargain-price secondhand clothes, shoes, housewares, furniture, books, and more.
Why: All proceeds benefit the Oakland Museum of California.
When: Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: 333 Lancaster St., at Glascock St., Oakland (510-536-6800).

EXPLORE
Sip & Shop at The Factory
What: Score 45-65 percent off high-end basics (V-neck tunics, chiffon maxi dresses) inspired by 1970s YSL at the fashion and production house’s end-of-season soiree.
Why: Complimentary drinks, music, and personal styling keep the party going.
When: Tonight, 6-9 p.m.
Where: 370 4th St., at Harrison St., ste. 100. Admission is free with R.S.V.P. at thefactoryshop.eventbrite.com.

CHEW & VIEW
ForageSF Ramen Movie Night
What: Snuggle up in a sleeping bag for a screening of Tampopo, a cult classic about one Japanese woman’s journey to create the perfect broth. Then slurp your own soup made with char siu and slow-poached eggs.
Why: Friday’s event is sold out, but ForageSF reserved its Saturday bonus night just for DC readers.
When: Sat., 7 p.m.
Where: 1417 15th St., at Folsom St. Tickets ($25 includes entrance fee and a bowl of ramen) here; use password weloveyou.

CELEBRATE
The Galley’s Second Anniversary at Clooney’s Pub
What: Revel in snacks, contests, and fun in honor of the restaurant’s two years in the kitchen.
Why: Gorge on its famous French onion sandwiches (portable versions of the soup), pickled pepper eggs, and Navajo tacos provided by Rocky’s Frybread.
When: Fri., 6-10 p.m.
Where: 1401 Valencia St., at 25th St. (415-826-4988).

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