You know what they say: Life’s a journey.

Especially in San Francisco, where, between hiking up hills, waiting for the bus, and searching for a parking spot, you may never actually reach your destination.

Stop suffering at the mercy of Muni and give Pink Lady Limo a call. A far cry from the barfy bachelorette gimmick the name conjures, the fuchsia vintage stretch Town Car is decked out with a pink shag rug, faux fur accessories, and pink seats and, most thrillingly, is hosted by drag queen Freetah B. Call her for a day of erranding (how decadent!), an airport pickup, or a night out. Regular-rates include a full bar, so for about the cost of buying drinks, you and your friends can go to town — or not: You may just decide to cruise around all night.

Meaning, in this case, journey and destination could actually be the same thing.

Pink Lady Limo (415-859-0843 or pinkladylimo.com).