How could they?

We poured seven weeks of our precious time into the saga of Jen, John Paul, and Jerry — only for it to end with “We’re better off as friends.”

Shame on you, ABC.

We can’t get you those nine hours back, but we can suggest a way to get over the shock: Head to Elisa Wen for a little shopping. The new Pac Heights women’s boutique is in the former Annie’s space on Sacramento Street and has similar merch.

Look for basic tees from Splendid, Michael Stars, and Susanna Monaco; dresses and tops from Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent, Calypso, Christopher Dean, and D&G; denim by True Religion, Salt, 575, and Hudson; shoes by Fornarina, Delman, and Mystique; and handbags from Bahay Bags and Gustto. Groundbreaking surprises? Nope. Just a perfect source for spring basics.

Just as well. Those shocking endings don’t go over well anyway.

Elisa Wen, 2512 Sacramento Street, at Fillmore Street (415-931-9700).