Treating someone like a dog used to be a bad thing. These days, dogs are not only better treated than some humans; they’re better dressed, better groomed, and better fed. Don’t let yours be the exception.

Coco loves to play, but only with the finer things in life. A Chewey Vuiton or Sniffany & Co. plush toy should do the trick.

Heading to the park? Fritz better get dressed. Sweaters and T-shirts from Vava Dog are ideal.

For special occasions, only a couture coat from E&E Hallstrom will suffice. The outlandish options include fur coats, jackets embroidered with semi-precious stones, and fringed rompers.

Such fancy threads need pampering, too. The Laundress’s Le Chien et le Chat Detergent will keep those babies free of dirt and grime.

It’s just a fact of life. Every pooch needs to make a statement with a jazzy collar and leash. Try some from Bella Bean Couture.

He may be man’s best friend, but Marley needs to mingle with his own kind every now and then. For such social outings, Canine Cove is the place. Paul and Michelle will make sure your pup is treated like a star, whether he’s there for a day or a week.

The only problem? All these puppy-pampering options make it even more obvious that it’s humans who are going to the dogs.