You’ve always minded your own business. Adhered to a strict don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy. Believed in looking the other way.

Until those damn snarky gossip sisters at work set their sights on you. So what if your shrink says you’re paranoid? (You know they’re talking trash behind your back.)

Get peace of mind (or at least confirmation of your worst fears) with an Orbitor Electronic Listening Device. The nifty gadget uses advanced parabolic sound technology (huh?), allowing you to hear voices (not just the ones in your head) up to 300 feet away. And the snug-fitting headset ensures that you’re the only one eavesdropping.

Voyeurism more your thing? The viewfinder enables you to see close up, increasing your sight tenfold. You can even digitally record two-minute snippets (for later private viewing), so you can ferret out nasty gossip and evil plots before it’s too late. Because you know what they say …

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not after you.

Available online at gadgetuniverse.com.