Will your tumultuous five-year relationship with Mr. Impossible end in marriage?

How many rug rats will you bring into this crazy world we live in?

And when will you become so filthy rich you can tell your boss to take your job and shove it?

Book an appointment with psychic Pat McAnaney and you may just find out.

Based in Carmel Valley (he does readings over the phone), McAnaney says he realized his gift at a young age. He starts each session with a method called “clairsentience” (perceiving the underlying emotions in people) to determine the answers to your questions. He also says he gets a very clear vision of people’s auras, which means he can see their current state of being through colors.

McAnaney does abide by a few rules: He will not predict life spans. He always tells the truth. And what you discuss with him is kept confidential.

Sound like a bunch of hokum? He’s cooperated with the police to help catch killers, predicted oil spills, and forecasted the date the Berlin Wall came down.

We think he can handle you.

Pat McAnaney (831-659-2303 or psychicpat.com).