Naughty or nice? Nothing wrong with a little of both — especially on this holiday weekend.
Out of Doors
What: Thirteen young artists display Postmodern works inspired by experiences in South Park.
Why: Get your foot in the doors.
When: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Thru Jan. 28.
Where: AfterModern, 445 Bryant St., b/t 2nd & 3rd Sts. (415-512-7678).
SEE
The Santaland Diaries
What: David Sedaris’s hilarious words come to life on stage.
Why: Yule love it.
When: Thurs.-Sun., 8 p.m.
Where: Off-Market Theaters, 965 Mission St., b/t 5th & 6th Sts. (415-896-6477). Tickets online at theatermania.com.
A Christmas Carol
What: The old Dickens classic gets a modern twist.
Why: Last chance to get Scrooged.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 2 & 7 p.m.; Sat., noon.
Where: The Geary Theater, 415 Geary St., at Mason St. (415-749-2228).
HEAR
Marjorie Fair
What: SoCal indie rockers play therapeutic tunes.
Why: They’re the fairest of them all.
When: Thurs., 9 p.m.
Where: The Independent, 628 Divisadero St., b/t Hayes & Grove Sts. (415-771-1421).
DO
Cookie Decorating at Luna Park
What: Deck naked gingerbread men in icing and sprinkles for dessert.
Why: Quick — before the cookie crumbles.
When: Thru the holidays.
Where: Luna Park, 694 Valencia St., at 18th St. (415-553-8584).