You don’t know art. You don’t even really know what you like.
The fact is, in these postmodern times, it’s hard to know if you’re looking at a work of genius or a pile of doody. Or both.
Here-by-way-of-Brooklyn gallery Citizen can help you figure things out. The appointment-only showroom features highly conceptual design pieces by of-the-moment artists that are as appealing as they are thought-provoking.
Big spenders will thrill to PVC-coated Ming vases, Jimmy St. James’s aluminum-sprayed desk, and Alexander Taylor’s elegant Fly Sofa. FredriksonStallard’s candle-1 (which melts to the ground, holder and all) and display-worthy coat hooks are easier on the wallet.
And you’ll get a chuckle out of the gold-dipped Indulgences series, which includes capsules filled with 24-karat gold flakes that will make your poop sparkle (for reals).
So you can create a masterpiece or two of your own.
Citizen, 3435 Cesar Chavez, at Valencia Street, suite 226 (415-695-7748 or citizen-citizen.com).