Online - March 22, 2006

Big Mouth

Novelty Kisses Urinal

As long as girls have to get half undressed and squat to do their business while guys just unzip their flies and whip it out, gender equality will be a distant dream.

Now for even more lip service to the hairier of the species: the Kisses urinal. This is what men’s toilet fantasies are made of — a welcoming and readily available pair of juicy red lips just waiting to receive them.

The pop art-inspired piece of porcelain can be installed in any home, where it will undoubtedly amuse both you and your guests who might fancy a tinkle. The upside: With this as their target you may finally break their disgusting habit of sprinkling on the floor.

Now, if only you could get them to wash their hands.

Available online at bathroom-mania.com.