San Francisco - March 23, 2006

The Weekend Guide

What to Do This Weekend

What do you get when you cross a mad hatter with a March hare? March madness.

BUY
French Antiques Sale
What: Score pieces from the city’s fancy-pants furniture stores at below wholesale prices.
Why: Something old, something new.
When: Sat., 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: 2727 Pacific Ave., at Divisadero St. (415-601-4551). Call ahead if it rains.

Borrelli Trunk Show
What: Gents get outfitted for spring in ready-to-wear and custom clothing in the Italian designer’s new fabrics.
Why: No junk in this trunk.
When: Fri. & Sat., 10 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: Borrelli Boutique, 80 Geary St., b/t Grant Ave. & Kearny St. (415-274-2588).

DO
Peggy Post’s Wedding Etiquette Event
What: Emily Post’s great-granddaughter-in-law (and expert in her own right) answers big-day questions at a champagne reception.
Why: Go Post-al.
When: Thurs., 6-8 p.m.
Where: The Crown Room at The Fairmont Hotel, 950 Mason St., b/t Sacramento & California Sts. (415-314-0221). Tickets at acteva.com.

DRINK
Louis/Dressner Wine Tasting
What: Sip on French artisan organic/biodynamic wines and nibble on Hog Island oysters and Slanted Door apps.
Why: You’ll have more than just Paris.
When: Sat., 1-4 p.m.
Where: K&L Wine Merchants, 638 4th St., b/t Townsend & Brannan Sts. (415-896-1734). Tickets at 877-559-4637 or online at klwines.com.

SEE
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things
What: The film adaptation of JT LeRoy’s controversial novel about an unstable mother who drags her son along in her reckless life.
Why: Have a heart.
When: Fri.-Mar. 30.
Where: The Castro Theatre, 429 Castro St., at Market St. (415-621-6120).