Pity the fools. Get out and enjoy the April showers.

HEAR
Street to Nowhere
What: Oakland punksters play their tunes.
Why: Everyone needs more street cred.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Bimbo’s, 1025 Columbus Ave., at Chestnut St. Tickets at 800-225-2277 or online at tickets.com.

EAT
Ballpark Menu at Jack Falstaff
What: Mini burgers, Moroccan-spiced chicken wings, hot and sour calamari, and beef brisket sandwiches from chef Jonnatan Leiva.
Why: They’ve hit one out of the park.
When: Thru baseball season.
Where: 598 Second St., at Brannan St. (415-836-9239).

Old-School Wine Tasting
What: Courtney Cochran pairs wines with favorites like PB&J’s, mac ’n’ cheese, and pigs in a blanket.
Why: Snack attack, motherf*cker!
When: Fri., 7-10 p.m.
Where: Butter, 354 11th St., at Harrison St. (415-665-5194). Tickets at acteva.com.

BUY
Ashley Dearborn Moving Out Sale at Beau
What: Score stunning shoes at wholesale prices before the “in-store” boutique closes up shop.
Why: Put some spring in your step.
When: Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: 3571 Sacramento St., b/t Locust & Laurel Sts. (415-440-1058).

Sample Angel Sample Sale
What: Deck yourself in Mint, Rebecca Beeson, and Twinkle at 50 to 80 percent off, with partial proceeds going to Home Away from Homelessness.
Why: Heavenly savings.
When: Sat & Sun., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Log Cabin, 1299 Storey Ave., at Fort Scott, in the Presidio (415-561-5444 or presidio.gov).