Every last season finale has aired. Get your lazy bum off the couch, yo.

SEE
Meet the Artist
What: Citizen Cupcake’s First Fridays Art Reception, a new monthly series, features $5 cocktails and portraits by photographer Sheila Guffey.
Why: More than meets the eye.
When: Fri., 5-8 p.m.
Where: Virgin Megastore, 2 Stockton St., at Market St., 3rd fl. (415-399-1565).

HEAR
Ben Fong-Torres
What: The Rolling Stone writer reads from his new book, Becoming Almost Famous: My Back Pages in Music, Writing, and Life.
Why: You’re a total band aid.
When: Thurs., 7 p.m.
Where: The Booksmith, 1644 Haight St., at Belvedere St. (415-863-8688).

BUY
Ver Unica’s Ninth Birthday
What: Sip on bellinis and take in photographs by Walter Cessna while perusing the city’s best collection of vintage frocks.
Why: In boutique years, it’s a grand old age.
When: Fri., 6-9 p.m.
Where: 437b Hayes St., b/t Gough & Octavia Sts. (415-431-0688).

EAT
Brick
What: New spot in the Tenderloin serves up small plates like braised short ribs, seared watermelon salad (really?), and mac ’n’ cheese.
Why: It’s mighty mighty.
When: Daily, 5 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 1085 Sutter St., at Larkin St. (415-441-4232).

DO
Go Sailing
What: All aboard Captain Josh’s sailboat, Ruby, to enjoy the Bay breeze.
Why: Come sail away.
When: By appointment.
Where: 855 Terry Francois St., at Illinois St. (415-861-2165).