Ready, set, action. The cameras are rolling this weekend.

EAT
Avenue G
What: New kid on the Inner Richmond block serves late-night eats.
Why: Pork profiteroles hit the G-spot.
When: Mon-Thurs., 5 p.m.-midnight; Fri. & Sat., 5 p.m.-12:30 a.m.
Where: 1570 Stockton St., at Union St. (415-989-0399).

SEE
Vau de Vire Society
What: Gawk at avant-garde fire artists, acrobats, and sexy circus freaks.
Why: Life is a twisted cabaret.
When: Sat. & Sun., noon.
Where: Festival of the Golden Gate, Fort Mason Great Meadow. Tickets online at sunsettickets.com.

DO
MTV’s True Life: I’m a Hip Mommy Pilot
What: Follow Bientôt’s Mireille Schwartz and her film crew around town.
Why: Look, Ma, I’m on MTV. (And I’m not in a bikini on spring break.)
When: JoBro couldn’t disclose, but let’s just say the early bird gets the worm around opening hours.
Where: Dylan, 1506 Vallejo St., at Polk St. (415-931-8721); Beau, 3571 Sacramento St., b/t Locust and Laurel Sts. (415-440-1058).

HEAR
French Kicks
What: NYC garage band rocks with a mod side.
Why: For kicks and giggles.
When: Fri., 9 p.m.
Where: Cafe du Nord, 2170 Market St., at 15th St. Tickets online at ticketweb.com.

BUY
Vintage 415 Boutique Blowout
What: For just three bucks get up to 80 percent off designers like Sass & Bide, Jenny Jen, Twinkle, and Religion from top shops like Bryan Lee, No Vacancy, and Sarah Shaw. Twenty-one and up only.
Why: Classic conspicuous consumption.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Mezzanine, 444 Jessie St., at Mary St. (415-625-8880).