The Weekend Guide

The votes are in. The anticipation mounts. Naughty or nice?

Unsilent Night
What: Grab your boombox and join composer Phil Kline’s fourth annual moving art project.
Why: You stink at caroling.
When: Sat., 7 p.m.
Where: Mission Dolores Park, 18th St., at Dolores St. (707-869-2778 or colinb@sonic.net).

To a Child in Need
Make Xmas wishes come true. Buy a prezzie for an underprivileged child.
Why: Help keep Santa’s secret.
As soon as possible.
Online at mytwofrontteeth.org.

Truffle Dinners with Sub Culture Dining

What: Nine to twelve course tasting extravaganza.
Why: With a rebel yell, you cried mo’, mo’, mo’.
When: Thurs. & Fri., seating starts at 8 p.m.
Where: Mission Dolores Park. Reserve online at eventbrite.com.

Zebra Hall Warehouse and Sample Sale
What: Clean up on toys from France and Germany.
Why: Bratz just won’t do for your sister’s brats.
When: Thru Dec. 23. Thurs. & Fri., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: 2525 16th St., at Florida St., ste. 310 (800-834-9165).

Hot Chocolate with Peppermint Schnapps
What: Michael Chiarello’s recipe: one qt. milk, 6 oz. bittersweet chocolate, 9 oz. peppermint schnapps, and whipped cream and peppermint sticks for serving.
Why: An adult bevvie for your inner child.
When: After grandma gets run over by a reindeer.
Where: At home.