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Sergeant Pepper

You’re antiviolence (besides the baseball bat under the bed in case the killers come). But it’s important to protect yourself from evildoers.

And there’s no better way than with Pepperface, stylish aerosol pepper sprays.

You’ll be dazzled (literally) by the Palm Defender, a slim aluminum device adorned with crystals (for a dose of style and security). Choose from solid colors (fuchsia, black, aquamarine, sapphire), intricate patterns (camo, flames, skull), or go all out and customize (this is one critical accessory, after all).

When the scuzzbucket approaches (which we hope never happens), just give the spray a squirt. It packs a blistering punch that will handicap attackers for up to 45 minutes.

The cute packaging could be easily confused for a pocket rocket.

But what do you care? You’re all about taking care of yourself.


Available online at pepperface.com.