Saturday is National Bunsen Burner Day. Funtown or combust.
EAT (and DRINK)
Caveteria
What: Stop in for a blind tasting or sample six featured wines and artisanal snacks. Get your favorite bottle at 10 percent off retail.
Why: Picnic in the city, anyone?
When: Last Sat. of every month, 1-4 p.m.
Where: Cav Wine Bar & Kitchen, 1666 Market St., b/t Gough & Brady Sts. (415-437-1770).
DO
Matador Travel Launch
What: Hobnob with fellow nomads to celebrate new social networking site. Proceeds benefit Summer Search and the SF Surfrider Foundation.
Why: You’ve been everywhere, man.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: 111 Minna Gallery, 111 Minna St., b/t 2nd & New Montgomery Sts. (415-371-0414).
Twenty-Ninth Annual St. Stupid’s Day Parade
What: Dress up like a moron. Flaunt it in the streets.
Why: Are you joking?
When: Sun., noon.
Where: Starts at the Transamerica Pyramid, 600 Montgomery St.; ends in Washington Sq. Park, Columbus Ave. & Union St.
GO
Women’s Circle Weekend at Wildwood
What: Downward dog in Sonoma with yoga teachers Rosemary Garrison and Jen Burk.
Why: Girls gone shakti.
When: Fri.-Sun.
Where: 20111 Old Cazadero Rd., Guerneville. To reserve, call 415-710-0650 or e-mail rosemarygarrison@yahoo.com.
BUY
Sobella and Tracy Matthews Trunk Show
What: Twenty percent off spring collections and in-store merch. Cupcakes by Sarah Lindsay.
Why: Such a gem.
When: Thurs., 5-8 p.m.
Where: The Blues Jean Bar, 1827 Union St., b/t Octavia & Laguna Sts. (415-346-4280).
Trunk Show at Chrissy Bee
What: Local designers Cara Lyndon and Orange Button preview spring collections.
Why: Good buzz.
When: Sun., 1-4 p.m.
Where:622 Shrader St., at Haight St. (415-221-3020).