Someday, you’ll leave behind that high-powered job and retreat to a flour-strewn kitchen to bake cupcakes full-time.

Flour. You know, the main ingredient in cupcakes.

Okay, so maybe not. But now you can pretend to be a crafty bakemeister, thanks to Sprinkles’s new mixes.

The Beverly Hills bakery has made its famous recipe available to the masses, so even the most oven-phobic can approximate the same brilliance right at home. The secret lies in the high-quality ingredients: Callebaut cocoa and Nielsen-Massey vanilla. And they’ve even included their signature modern dots for decoration.

Each mix makes twelve cupcakes and comes in dark chocolate, lemon, red velvet, or vanilla.

Of course, such fail-safe deliciousness doesn’t come cheap: At $14 a batch, it’s quite the extravagance.

Just another reason not to quit your day job.

Available online at sprinklescupcakes.com.