If Little Miss Muffet had your bony tuffet, she’d eat way more than curds and whey. EAT Desserts for Flirts What: Design your own delicious cheesecakes in 60 flavors and any crust variety. Why: Have your cake and eat it, too. When: Whenever your sweet tooth beckons. Where: From Puget Sound to Peoria (with door-to-door local delivery). Grilled Cheese and Beer Party What: Food writer Laura Werlin and chef Ethan Stowell create mouthwatering, high-brow versions of your low-brow fave. Why: Perfect warm-up to the Seattle Cheese Festival. When: Thurs., 5-9 p.m. Where: Union, 1400 First Ave., at Union St. (206-838-8000). SEE Miranda July What: The filmmaker, performance artist, and former PDX resident reads from her shimmering new book of short stories, No One Belongs Here More Than You. Why: She’s anything but by-the-book. When: Thurs. Doors open at 7 p.m. Where: Neumos, 925 E. Pike St. (206-709-9467). DO Grey’s Anatomy Look-Like-the-Cast Contest What: Prizes for the McDreamiest ringers before a big-screen broadcast of the season finale. Why: Seriously? Seriously. When: Thurs., 6-10 p.m.; contest at 7 p.m. Where: Sazerac in Hotel Monaco, 1101 Fourth Ave., at Spring St. (206-624-7755). MAKE Your Own Bag What: Instruction kit with six bag patterns from The Curiosity Shoppe. Why: Call it tote couture. When: Sunday night while awaiting teriyaki delivery. Where: Your own comfy couch.