According to your resume, you’re detail-oriented and ready for a challenge. Good thing your boss hasn’t seen the 2-month-old Pollockesque bird poop encrusted on the windshield of your car. You could waste a precious Saturday with hose and bucket. But, if you’re really self-motivated, you’ll delegate to Wayne Karol. The professional detailer has 39 years’ experience and travels to your home or office. All you need is enough off-road space for him to work. (He’ll even bring his own water and a generator.) Depending on the make and model of your car and how long you’ve avoided the “wash me” memo, the job could take anywhere from three to six hours. He’ll buff away industrial fallout (often mistaken for rust), spruce up the paint job, remove tar, and steam-clean the inside. He also peeks under the hood to check for potential problems (oil leaks, loose screws) and sends you off with a maintenance tip sheet. His services don’t come cheap, but your ride will be pimped. Putting you back on the road to success. Karol’s Car Detailing (925-253-9229 or karolscar.com).