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EAT (and Drink)
Bar Johnny
What: Bar bites (barbecue pork sliders, truffle fries) and artisanal cocktails make this street-chic spot (formerly Tablespoon) your new Russian Hill local.
Why: Johnny be good.
When: Mon.-Sun., 5 p.m.-1:30 a.m.
Where: 2209 Polk St., b/t Vallejo & Green Sts. (415-268-0140).

Picnic in the Street
What: Hop BART for cheese and wine sampling, cookbook signings by heavies like Janet Fletcher and Alice Medrich, and cupcake decorating for tykes.
Why: East side.
When: Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Rockridge Market Hall, 5655 College Ave., at Shafter Ave., Oakland (510-652-4680).

SEE
Tides and Trees
What: New works by West Coast illustrator Jill Bliss to celebrate boutique’s second b’day.
Why: Ebb and go.
When: Sat., 7-10 p.m.
Where: Relish at Home, 2703 7th St., at Pardee St., ste. 112 (510-981-9400).

SUPPORT
Rock for MS
What: Toss back a few with legendary rock photogs to help raise awareness and funds for people living with multiple sclerosis.
Why: Music makes the people come together.
When: Thurs., 6-11 p.m.
Where: Roe, 651 Howard St., at Hawthorne St. (415-227-0288).

Hope Uncorked
What: Sip wine and samba to live Latin tunes at Fertile Hope’s annual fundraiser.
Why: Here’s to good eggs.
When: Thurs., 7-11 p.m.
Where: Pres a Vi, 1 Letterman Dr., bldg. d, ste. 150. Tickets online at fertilehope.org.