Memo
To: Self
Re: Long-lost work ethic
Recently productivity hit an all-time low. Violations of company policy include:
• Regular appointments with Oprah.
• Wearing of pajamas until 3.
• Neglect to turn on laptop at coffee shop.
The recommended action is to head to The Hat Factory, a first-rate coworking space in Dogpatch.
For $200 a month, the airy loft space is yours from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. weekdays (also available for day rentals). It’s fully equipped with WiFi, DSL, common desk space, and a kitchen. Enjoy a cup of joe on comfy couches. Stash small personal belongings in lockers. Public transit options and street parking mean no more excuses.
Noncompliance may lead to loss of self-respect.
Thank you for your prompt attention to the matter.
The Hat Factory, 801 Minnesota Street, at 20th Street, suite 8 (415-548-3524 or hatfactory.net). To make an appointment, e-mail try-me@hatfactory.net.