This weekend begins and ends with innuendo.

EAT
Everybody’s Nuts
What: Uber-yummy pistachios in four flavors including European Roast and Salt & Pepper.
Why: Suck on deez nuts.
Where: Online at everybodysnuts.com.

STAY
The Greenwich Hotel
What: Every room in Robert De Niro’s luxurious new NYC auberge has a small library, complimentary minibar, and candy jar that’s refilled daily.
Why: For he’s a jolly Goodfella.
Where: Online at thegreenwichhotel.com.

MAKE
Hermès Kelly Bag
What: Print out the pattern, fold along the lines, decorate, and voila: your own iconic Kelly bag.
Why: The only free thing you’ll ever get from Hermès.
Where: Online at lesailes.hermes.com.

WRITE
Penultimater
What: Take part in the “greatest mobile novel ever attempted” by texting the next line of the story (just subscribe and you’ll be prompted).
Why: You’ve always fancied yourself an author.
Where: Online at itp.nyu.edu.

USE
Cake-sicle Pan
What: Cookies are going the way of the Popsicle thanks to this clever new piece of cookware.
Why: Stick it in your mouth.
Where: Online at amazon.com.