You: Mirror Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the fairest woman of all?

Mirror: Woman? Girl, your nails are chewed to the quick and you’ve got a ’stache hangin’ out above some serious chapped lips. It’s time for a trip to Vanity Beauty Lounge.

You: I don’t have time to spa. I am a very busy executive, remember?

Mirror: Hear me out, yo. The whole point of the new FiDi beauty oasis in Embarcadero Plaza is to take care of business (like that creepy chin hair I spy) in a flash. They have 35-minute facials, tandem mani-pedis, and fifteen-minute chair massages on the menu.

You: Wow. So I could wax off and relax without missing a meeting? This place was made for me.

Mirror: I’m glad you’ve had time to reflect.

Vanity Beauty Lounge, 3 Embarcadero Center, between Clay and Sacramento Streets, lobby level (415-362-2242 or vanitybeautylounge.com).