Your little monkeys go bananas for cookies.

Lucky, then, that baker Dave Parker bakes them bearing cartoon likenesses of specific Homo sapiens: your own.

Send in a photo and a sketch artist will capture your chimp’s sweet essence. Parker then makes a custom mold of the portrait; whips up a batch of his premium, low-sugar cookie batter (Kosher certified, with no preservatives, trans or animal fats); and bakes party treats and favors depicting your offspring.

As for your little munchers?

They’ll go ape.

Available online at parkerscrazycookies.com.

GO
Sonoma County Fair
What: Carnival rides, livestock, and a vast flower show entertain the whole fam.
Why: It’s blooming marvelous.
When: Tues.-Aug. 4. Daily, 11 a.m.-10 p.m.
Where: Sonoma County Fairgrounds, 1350 Bennett Valley Rd., Santa Rosa (707-545-4200).

SHOP
Limonaia Kids
What: New baby and kids’ section features Little Twig organics, fair trade Blabla dolls, and onesies by Jasper Hearts Wren.
Why: Do the twist.
When: You find yourself in Russian Hill.
Where: 1506 Vallejo St., near Polk St. (415-440-9700).

TUCK
Sleep with the Sharks
What: Bed down with predators after a guided tour of the aquarium, animal meet and greet, and healthy evening snacks.
Why: It’s a wild life.
When: Sat., 7 p.m.-Sun., 9 a.m.
Where: Aquarium of the Bay, The Embarcadero, at Beach St. (415-623-5326). Reservations required.