Moley: How’s it hanging, Woody?
Woody: Not so great since they chopped down my tree.
Moley: Sorry, man. Why’d they do that?
Woody: To frame some stupid photos of those bratty kids who tried to steal my babies before they hatched.
Moley: Do those morons not know about Eco-Framing?
Woody: Extweet me?
Moley: It’s a custom framing company in Mission Bay that uses green materials for mounting and matting. Plus they source maple, cherry, walnut, and oak from sustainable forests for frames. They also do luxe edges in gold, silver, and copper.
Woody: Holy, Moley! So they chopped down my home for nuthin’?
Moley: Relax, you can build a new nest in another tree. That damn dog of theirs digs up my home every time they let it outside.
Woody: Oh, stop making a mountain out of a molehill.
Moley: Watch it, buddy. You’re tweeting up the wrong tree.
Eco-Framing, 1555 Burke Avenue, studio n (415-282-6450 or eco-framing.com).