Donkey: Ellie, why the long face?
Elephant: I’m just having a tough time with my decision about our next prez, and I need to hurry up and register.
Donkey: Vote schmote. What makes you think you can make a difference?
Elephant: Don’t be an ignorant naysayer. Every single one counts.
D: Yeah, yeah. Okay, so who’s on the ticket?
E: Um, helllooo? Don’t you know your party’s candidate?
D: Party?! Who’s havin’ a party?
E: Ding-dong, I’m talking about Election Day on November 4.
D: Oh, crap. I’m gonna be out of town.
E: (Distracted by video.) Please tell me I misheard you.
D: Jeez, I thought you could hear freedom ring with those babies.
E: Jackass.
Are you a CEO? Congrats. Make an executive decision to give your employees the day off to vote. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.