So you’re not a steel welder living in a warehouse loft with a pitbull named Grunt. (Yeah, bummer.)  

But you’re still a maniac on the floor — and you’re gonna dance like you’ve never danced before when you see Ann Chen’s debut line of Flashdance-inspired tees.

The aptly titled Free Yourself collection consists of 100 percent organic cotton knit tops adorned with fabric strips that beg to be tied and draped in a way that looks, frankly, accidentally hot as hell.

Kick your legs up for Winnie, a scoop-neck tank with pleats and suspenders. Beg for a drenching with a bucket of water in Amy, a two-layered number that looks great inside-out (and presumably wet). Of course, the collection wouldn’t be complete without the off-the-shoulder boatneck Pearl. 

Everything comes in black or white — and looks sexy with or without a perm.

What a feeling!

Available at Mingle, 1815 Union Street, at Octavia Street (415-674-8811 or mingleshop.com). To see styles, go to annchen.us.