’Twas a few weeks before Kwan-Hanu-mas and all through the city,
not a card had been e-mailed. (Oh, what a pity.)

So we commenced brainstorming and rallied the troops
(We’ve been called many things but not party poops.)

From peace on earth to bad chemical peels, the subjects are many.
And they don’t cost a dime — or even a penny.

For any recipients — be they bosses or bros — 
A dose of biting wit will cure holiday woes.

Plus the trees will be saved at the click of a mouse;
your pals will cheer from Little Rock to Laos!

Just go online — to Someecards.com —
and peruse till you find the perfect wisecrack for Mom.

With myriad messages, from laughter she’ll wail,
after hearing three little words: You’ve got mail.

Available online at someecards.com.