The only thing Sis ever won was Biggest Flirt (code for total slutbag) in high school.
But she’ll proudly display a prize ribbon from One Hundred Wishes. A throwback to vintage horse-show ribbons, each one consists of multihued streamers hanging from pleated and looped rosettes in a palette of pastels. A bridle clip on back makes it easy to display.
Grant her the Birthday Girl in blue or pink with a gold silhouette on the anniversary of her emergence from the birth canal. Or opt for You Are a Prize, complete with a gold crown, to commemorate her all-around awesomeness.
Sure to make her forget all about her whore-ific days of yore.
Available online at onehundredwishes.com.