Your poor windows. Sitting there naked for all the world to see. And then there’s you, parading around shamelessly.

For decency’s sake, put some panties on and get your windows a new wardrobe with custom shades by OrangePiel.

We went ga-ga over their wall coverings, so naturally we welcome the new, econo-friendly line in made-to-order sizes, with manual or wireless remote control options.

Choose from graphics and images in their art archives (from black and white photos to whimsical illos) or submit your own artwork; they’ll be installed in less than three weeks. You can also get freestanding screens, should you need to quarantine your home office or roommate.

Made of waterproof European textiles, the shades and screens are easy to clean if they get a little dirty.

Like someone we know.

Available by phone order (415-869-8824); online at store.orangepiel.com.

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