Touch of Class

You always found massages invigorating, until that creepy therapist “released tension” from your breasts.

Let familiar fingers do the talking with the help of a Shiatsu towel set.

The Japanese kit is complete with orange and yellow germanium-infused (something about healing powers) towels clearly marked with pressure points from the neck to the bum, as well as spiky wooden tsubo balls and a stick that stimulate the points, relieving the thumbs of the masseuse.

For just 42 bucks, you can give and receive massages every single day if you like (and you’re convincing enough).

And by all means, indulge in happy endings.

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