Some people have combination skin.
You, on the other hand, have the pupu platter of punims.
The new Wonderbar is ideal for schizoid complexions like yours, thanks to ingredients like Heilmoor, a 3,000-year-old Austrian clay formed from decaying underground plant matter known for its detoxifying and soothing properties; and Chlorey’nahre, which, despite its name, is not a secret country populated by fairies but rather some sort of algae derivative that moisturizes and encourages cell rejuvenation.
Whether you suffer from dry cheeks, an oily forehead, chin zits, hyperpigmentation, aging issues, sensitivity, eczema, or all of the above, the unassuming brown bar is safe and effective. Lather up, slather on, wait three minutes, and rinse. You’ll notice tighter pores, increased elasticity, and a brighter glow.
How’s it work? Beats us. But results are results.
And you can’t pupu that.
Available online at wonderbarusa.com.